What The [Insert Swear Word of Your Choice Here]

Yo,

Recently, people have been starting random arguments with me. At school, online...

You know. All that good stuff. And, I just wanna know, are there any other realistic, non-ignorant people left?

Are me and my select few friends the only ones left?

Take for example; Friday.

I was walking home with Rashael and David, saying that girls are confusing. She got fekking pissed, saying guys were. (HINT: WE AREN'T! IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WANT, YOU'RE AN IDIOT)Girls are complex beings! If us guys want something, we say it! You girls hide behind emotions and words. OUT WITH IT ALREADY!!!

Anyway. She got mad at me. We got in a giant argument about this. And, people would agree, I was right. But NO, she had to keep the argument going. And today, when I said what's up, she was pissed at me for Friday. ANOTHER CONFUSING THING ABOUT GIRLS: YOU DON'T LET SHIT GO.

Another example; 5 Minutes ago.

Some chick in a Chat Room said guyf=guy and gurf=girl... The fuck, right? I said "gurf=retard trying to say girl". Then she got pissed and said I was ugly. Cuz, before that, someone said I was hot. I said, "No, not hot. Attractive, maybe, not hot." And, I called her illiterate, and ignorant, because she didn't know what she was talking about, then said she was "only kidding".

I think I'm the only sane person left.

Whatever. I'll survive.

Skate On.

-Alex

Tips For Dudes.

Yo,

I have a few tips for you loveless guy out there.

If a girl rejects you because she

A - Needs some space.

B - This is a really bad time for me.

C - I'm rally into school right now.

D - You're not my type.

You believe that?

Cuz nether does she.

You know why? Because she's LYING to you, that's why. Ya hear me? Lying.

She doesn't need any space.

It isn't a bad time.

And if she is into her schoolwork, what she really is saying is "Get away from me now." Or, "Try harder stupid."

And there's no such thing as "not my type"

You know, 60% of communication is non-verbal. 30% is tone. That means only 10% of what we say, actually comes out of our mouth.

Next time she says these things, know that you're just wasting YOUR time.

Skate On.

-Alex

Commit to Commitments!

Yo,

I want everyone to know something;

IT'S POSSIBLE TO ACTUALLY COMMIT TO SOMETHING.

See, for four days now, I've been committing to this blog. For the past three days, I've committed to my working out.

AND IT WORKED.

It's not like those useless New Year's Revolutions that people try for barely a month and "forget" about. Stick with your words people!

Skate On.

-Alex

Nilihsm - It Sells.

Nilihsm.
"Albert, what is that?"
Basically, like something called anarchism. Dunno what that is. Well, Nilihsm is like aethism. 'Cept you think that there's no point to life. *smacks person calling Nilihsm emoness*
Not like that, idiot. No meaning, as in, we're just here. It's sad, cuz that's the best I can explain it. Well, it's like, you enjoy life. You live it like everyone else, but there's no real reason we're here. We're just mankind here on earth, just living. We're not destined for something big or anything. We're just here.

I've kinda taken a liking to that.
I mean, who hasn't questioned their religion?
I'm still Catholic, though. I just like that idea of "We're just here"

Skate On.
-Alex

Rant Numero Uno

Okay. I hate...
HATE HATE HATE IT when someone has their friend text me, and constantly insult me.

WTF?!?!?!
Really? You're that much of an ignorant psycho you have to freaking insult a person you don't even KNOW?!

Example: TOday, I was texting Tylor. Told him to check my blog. And, jokingly, he asked if I was copying him. I'm like "Nah i've wanted to don't flatter yourself XD"
(By the way. XD=just kidding)
And his bitch friend Brandee apperantly said oh heelll no and texted me. She tried to insult me, I came back with a bunch of demeaning comebacks. Which shut her fat mouth up.

I hate that crap. It's very annoying..

Ah, well. Back to sippin' mah drank and readin' mah Maximum Ride.

Skate On.
-Alex

Hey, you!

Oh, yeah. Hey guys, don't forget to comment. Example here.

"Oh yeah that's cool blah blah blah (Like I said. EXAMPLE)
-Name"

Thanks.

Skate On.
-Alex

Maximum Ride

Whoa, hey, look, I'm still posting.
Surprise.

So, yeah. The book I mentioned earlier was Maximum Ride. Order of series is as follows:
The Angel Expirement
Schools Out-Forever
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
The Final Warning
MAX
FANG (In production)

The author is James Patterson, or Jimmy Patt. Cool dude.

Basically, the book is about some bird kids.
No, idiot! Not BIRD-BIRD kids. They have avian (bird) DNA and have wings. They look normal...well, other than the wings. Point is, somehow, Jimmy Patt made some Eco-Friendly warnings in the third book, the one I'm on.

Uhm...WHY?!

I mean, don't get me wrong, the book's solid. But WHY would he try to tell kids about "Go Green!" in a fekking book?! It's wierd, cuz the original two books just mentioned world saving. I thought it'd be from a huge nuke or a holocaust...But apperantly, it's from adults destroying earth. WTF?! Is he, what? (Fang, if you're reading this, it's not against you or Jimmy. It's just odd he;s trying to put this message in a book)

Hey, idea. He's an author! Write a DIFFERENT book about that stuff! Yeah, it's important and we should all pitch in, but c'mon!

Point: Read Maximum Ride. Very good book.

Start.

Yo.

So, I've started this blog mainly for me to blow off steam. And for me to be "creative"
...Seriously.
Anyway, this is something I've wanted to do for a while, because of Fang (go to maximumride.blogspot.com) inspired me, and see above for reason numero dos.

ANYWHAY.
Back to start.
Oh, great. My idiot friends are judging me cuz of my blog.
F*** them, right?
Ha. No, but, I'm actually gonna try to commit to this-

What? Tell you about me? Well, since you asked...

I'm Albert. Sandoval. I also accept Alex. I'm a skater, guitarist, rocker. And a cynic/realist. As in, I don't see the glass half full or empty. I see it as WHO CARES. Things like that are useless and don't care.
"No Albert, that's pessimism-"
STFU. Anyway. I'm in class, by the way- well, it's lunch period...So, yeah. Not much time.
What I'm gonna do here is mostly rants, recalled events of the day, et ctera et cetera.

When I get home, the topic will be:
A book. Yes, a book. Maximum Ride, to be exact. Very good book, it hones in on Enviornmentalism. For those shouting "boo" go dig a hole to live in. The book itself is fekking badass. READ IT.

NOW.

Gonna go now. Wanna check out some Red vs. Blue before the bell rings...in like ten seconds. xD

Skate On.

-Alex