Monday, November 9, 2009

Ignorance. Is It Their Bliss?

Yo,

I gotta ask. Are you people even reading these?
Is there a point to me writing these?
Do you people even care about my problems and my rants? Is there any point of you clicking on my MySpace or facebook links to here?

If there is ANYONE still reading this, please, speak up.

Onto my rant.

Guys. Remember what I said before. If she gives you some crummy excuse, either:
A - Realize your wasting your time.
B - Get some 'fuck-it' into your system.
C - Both of those.

Seriously, girls. Be straight with it. Don't lie. We'll find out...
We WILL.

Another rant, for those loyal to this crap.

I want you people to know, if you're constantly asking people what's wrong, and they keep saying "Nothing", here's a hint. They either don't wanna talk about it, or, hey, there isn't anything wrong. Stop asking. And shut. UP.

If you think someone's mad or upset, and they say they aren't, then both of those forementioned hints up there, or they just want you to stop with the 20Q

And if you seriously argue about stupid things like yelling over texting (IM-FREAKIN'-POSSIBLE!), then just submit and agree.

Ignorant people amuse me so, yet they are hard to get along with.

Skate On.
-Alex.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Friendship = Ftw

Yo,

Today was crappy, to say the least. In 6th period, some bozo threw a freakin' pencil at me. So, I moved across so I could see if they'd throw another one. Nah, they didn't. But, looky here, I found that pencil. I tossed it back at 'em (NOTE I said tossed). And, with my crap aim, missed. So, he threw it again, missed. Thank you for Matrix dodge. He had another freaking #2 pencil though, which he threw and hit me on the side of my head. Which is now a small cut. My mom got PISSED about that cuz it coulda hit my eye.

Anyway, they stopped their shenanigans.

But did the crappiness end there? No siree. Dillon, Dallin, Jacob, and some other dude decided it'd be good fun to poke, maybe even push, my back with a freaking chair. After like 15 minutes of that, I saw Dillon coming to get me with my perephreals. So, I kicked my chair out, getting his shins (I think). Didn't stop there...Well, Dillon and Dallin did. Jacob kept on going. I swear, I wanted to freaking punch him SO hard. But I remained the mature one and didn't. I tried hard not to...

So, on the bus, I was seething-seething with pure anger. I felt like a freaking wimp cuz I didn't do anything, and-

This is where it gets good.

Jon Jay came on the bus and sat next to me, basically sensing I was ready to rip someones head off. He asked what was wrong, and I told him. And I shat you not, he said the nicest things, somewhere along the lines of how he's glad I told him, that I stayed the real man by not hitting Jacob, and that I'm basically welcome to come to him for anything, hang out with him, and all these other hella nice things.

I will not lie, people. I almost cried. That was possibly the nicest, most caring thing ANYONE has ever told me, as a friend. Dude, the man is the MAN. He's freaking awesome, and let me blow off steam by going to his house and boxing...Well, he gave me gloves and let me box against one of those dummy things. And Mr. kind Bemmel said that I should go to tomorrow's game and Homecoming with him.

As if the moment wasn't complete enough. xD
Guess who has a new best friend? This guy.

Jon, I love you dicobroham (I Love You, Man line. Ha.)

That's possibly...No, it is the longest post. And so now I'ma switching outa woods. Thank God.

Skate On.
-Alex

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Ahh!

Yo,

What to blog about...
If you can believe it, things have actually been normal! What the-?!

But I digress. Because of course, something has to go wrong.

What is this wrong-doing Albert??

Well I'll tell ya! Girls! The basis of all men's problems! You girls are confusing. And intimidating. Yes, intimidating. You know how hard it is for a guy to just go up to you and say he likes you? Noo, there's all these confusing things you have to do to get a girl to like you too. Sometimes, you figure out she liked you too! That's what we in the biz call a lucky strike.

And sometimes, there's a girl who you THINK likes you, but has just led you on "without knowing". COUGHbullshit!COUGH
I know you people are smart enough to know if you're leading someone on. Not a good idea. Know why? Karma's a bitch.

LUCKILY I only had three girls do that to me. One of 'em I somehow forgave...Although she's still wondering why I'm mad at her, which is odd.... The rest of the girls I remained friends with. Yay.

And there's that one Rachel girl in my History. Who looks like she likes me, but, then, like, "wtf". She seems to make eye contact and smile at me. But with my luck, it's probably just a courtesy thing. Dunno, I'll look into it.

Meh. Guess I'll finish my History, maybe just work out.

Skate On.
-Alex

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

What The [Insert Swear Word of Your Choice Here]

Yo,

Recently, people have been starting random arguments with me. At school, online...
You know. All that good stuff. And, I just wanna know, are there any other realistic, non-ignorant people left?

Are me and my select few friends the only ones left?
Take for example; Friday.
I was walking home with Rashael and David, saying that girls are confusing. She got fekking pissed, saying guys were. (HINT: WE AREN'T! IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WANT, YOU'RE AN IDIOT)Girls are complex beings! If us guys want something, we say it! You girls hide behind emotions and words. OUT WITH IT ALREADY!!!
Anyway. She got mad at me. We got in a giant argument about this. And, people would agree, I was right. But NO, she had to keep the argument going. And today, when I said what's up, she was pissed at me for Friday. ANOTHER CONFUSING THING ABOUT GIRLS: YOU DON'T LET SHIT GO.

Another example; 5 Minutes ago.
Some chick in a Chat Room said guyf=guy and gurf=girl... The fuck, right? I said "gurf=retard trying to say girl". Then she got pissed and said I was ugly. Cuz, before that, someone said I was hot. I said, "No, not hot. Attractive, maybe, not hot." And, I called her illiterate, and ignorant, because she didn't know what she was talking about, then said she was "only kidding".

I think I'm the only sane person left.
Whatever. I'll survive.

Skate On.
-Alex

Friday, September 25, 2009

Tips For Dudes.

Yo,

I have a few tips for you loveless guy out there.

If a girl rejects you because she
A - Needs some space.
B - This is a really bad time for me.
C - I'm rally into school right now.
D - You're not my type.

You believe that?
Cuz nether does she.

You know why? Because she's LYING to you, that's why. Ya hear me? Lying.

She doesn't need any space.
It isn't a bad time.
And if she is into her schoolwork, what she really is saying is "Get away from me now." Or, "Try harder stupid."
And there's no such thing as "not my type"

You know, 60% of communication is non-verbal. 30% is tone. That means only 10% of what we say, actually comes out of our mouth.

Next time she says these things, know that you're just wasting YOUR time.

Skate On.
-Alex

Commit to Commitments!

Yo,

I want everyone to know something;
IT'S POSSIBLE TO ACTUALLY COMMIT TO SOMETHING.

See, for four days now, I've been committing to this blog. For the past three days, I've committed to my working out.

AND IT WORKED.

It's not like those useless New Year's Revolutions that people try for barely a month and "forget" about. Stick with your words people!

Skate On.
-Alex

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Nilihsm - It Sells.

Nilihsm.
"Albert, what is that?"
Basically, like something called anarchism. Dunno what that is. Well, Nilihsm is like aethism. 'Cept you think that there's no point to life. *smacks person calling Nilihsm emoness*
Not like that, idiot. No meaning, as in, we're just here. It's sad, cuz that's the best I can explain it. Well, it's like, you enjoy life. You live it like everyone else, but there's no real reason we're here. We're just mankind here on earth, just living. We're not destined for something big or anything. We're just here.

I've kinda taken a liking to that.
I mean, who hasn't questioned their religion?
I'm still Catholic, though. I just like that idea of "We're just here"

Skate On.
-Alex

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Rant Numero Uno

Okay. I hate...
HATE HATE HATE IT when someone has their friend text me, and constantly insult me.

WTF?!?!?!
Really? You're that much of an ignorant psycho you have to freaking insult a person you don't even KNOW?!

Example: TOday, I was texting Tylor. Told him to check my blog. And, jokingly, he asked if I was copying him. I'm like "Nah i've wanted to don't flatter yourself XD"
(By the way. XD=just kidding)
And his bitch friend Brandee apperantly said oh heelll no and texted me. She tried to insult me, I came back with a bunch of demeaning comebacks. Which shut her fat mouth up.

I hate that crap. It's very annoying..

Ah, well. Back to sippin' mah drank and readin' mah Maximum Ride.

Skate On.
-Alex

Hey, you!

Oh, yeah. Hey guys, don't forget to comment. Example here.

"Oh yeah that's cool blah blah blah (Like I said. EXAMPLE)
-Name"

Thanks.

Skate On.
-Alex

Maximum Ride

Whoa, hey, look, I'm still posting.
Surprise.

So, yeah. The book I mentioned earlier was Maximum Ride. Order of series is as follows:
The Angel Expirement
Schools Out-Forever
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
The Final Warning
MAX
FANG (In production)

The author is James Patterson, or Jimmy Patt. Cool dude.

Basically, the book is about some bird kids.
No, idiot! Not BIRD-BIRD kids. They have avian (bird) DNA and have wings. They look normal...well, other than the wings. Point is, somehow, Jimmy Patt made some Eco-Friendly warnings in the third book, the one I'm on.

Uhm...WHY?!

I mean, don't get me wrong, the book's solid. But WHY would he try to tell kids about "Go Green!" in a fekking book?! It's wierd, cuz the original two books just mentioned world saving. I thought it'd be from a huge nuke or a holocaust...But apperantly, it's from adults destroying earth. WTF?! Is he, what? (Fang, if you're reading this, it's not against you or Jimmy. It's just odd he;s trying to put this message in a book)

Hey, idea. He's an author! Write a DIFFERENT book about that stuff! Yeah, it's important and we should all pitch in, but c'mon!

Point: Read Maximum Ride. Very good book.

Start.

Yo.

So, I've started this blog mainly for me to blow off steam. And for me to be "creative"
...Seriously.
Anyway, this is something I've wanted to do for a while, because of Fang (go to maximumride.blogspot.com) inspired me, and see above for reason numero dos.

ANYWHAY.
Back to start.
Oh, great. My idiot friends are judging me cuz of my blog.
F*** them, right?
Ha. No, but, I'm actually gonna try to commit to this-

What? Tell you about me? Well, since you asked...

I'm Albert. Sandoval. I also accept Alex. I'm a skater, guitarist, rocker. And a cynic/realist. As in, I don't see the glass half full or empty. I see it as WHO CARES. Things like that are useless and don't care.
"No Albert, that's pessimism-"
STFU. Anyway. I'm in class, by the way- well, it's lunch period...So, yeah. Not much time.
What I'm gonna do here is mostly rants, recalled events of the day, et ctera et cetera.

When I get home, the topic will be:
A book. Yes, a book. Maximum Ride, to be exact. Very good book, it hones in on Enviornmentalism. For those shouting "boo" go dig a hole to live in. The book itself is fekking badass. READ IT.

NOW.

Gonna go now. Wanna check out some Red vs. Blue before the bell rings...in like ten seconds. xD

Skate On.

-Alex